Mwize - Swahili for Thief

The Crime:

Shoplifting

Where:

Nakumatt Grocery Store

What:

Candy at the check out lane

Evidence:

Gnawed on Fruit-tella

The Crimanal:

One Mr. Eli Evenings Orwa

(Fortunately I discovered this before we walked out of the store and was able to pay.  The little thief was fast!  He swiped that thing while I was distracted paying for our groceries.  He was riding in the little car in front of the cart.  It was right within reach.  It was the perfect crime.  Almost.  I promptly removed the evidence from his grubby little hands while he threw a mini tantrum.  Naughty!)